Oscar Wilde is an absolute delight to read. His cutting insights on society at the time are immensely entertaining. Not to mention, he happens to have the distinction of being the only 'old' (forgive me, I meant classical) writer I've read somewhat extensively...and more importantly, voluntarily.
Though you may, if you want to be petty, lay the blame for that on someone who gifted me his complete works some 3 odd years ago, and our college play
A Woman of No Importance, which made me buy the movie,
The Importance of Being Earnest (purely to get a feel for the period), both of which in turn led to my absorbing those plays and going on to read others.
I'll leave you with some lines I collected from his works. I'm afraid I can't tell you which quote is from which story/play precisely, except for the quotes from
The Picture of Dorian Gray which I read most recently. I could try to be thought-provoking and scatter this post with serious quotes, but seeing how his obscure, contradictory and seemingly useless lines amuse me more, I'll try to keep a balance.
'Why, anybody can have common sense, provided they have no imagination.'
'The advantage of playing with fire is that one never gets singed. It is the people who don't know how to play with it that get burned up.'
'Then I am sorry I did not stay away longer. I like being missed.'
'I love talking about nothing, father. It is the only thing I know anything about.'
'I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.'
'Well, my duty is a thing I never do on principle. It always depresses me.'
'You are a man of the world, and you have your price, I suppose. Everybody has nowadays. The drawback is that most people are dreadfully expensive.'
'Men can be analyzed, women...merely adored.'
The Picture of Dorian Gray:There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.
Vice and virtue are to the artist instruments of an art.
Diversity of opinion about a work shows that the work is new, complex and vital.
When critics disagree, the artist is in accord with himself.
All art is quite useless.
'I have grown to love secrecy. It seems to be the one thing that can make modern life mysterious or marvellous to us. The commonest thing is delightful if one only hides it.'
'I choose my friend for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies. I have not got one who is a fool. They are all men of some intellectual power, and consequently they all appreciate me. Is that very vain of me? I think it is rather vain.'
'Poets are not so scupulous as you are. They know how useful passion is for publication. Nowadays a broken heart will run to many editions.'
'There is no such thing as a good influence, Mr. Gray. All influence is immoral...because to influence a person is to give him one's own soul. He does not think with his natural thoughts, or burn with his natural passions. His virtues are not real to him. His sins, if there are such things as sins, are borrowed. He becomes an echo of someone else's music, an actor of a part that has not been written for him. The aim of life is self-development. To realize one's nature perfectly - that is what each of us is here for. People are afraid of themselves, nowadays. They have forgotten the highest of all duties, the duty that one owes to one's self. Ofcourse, they are charitable. They feed the hungry and clothe the beggar. But their own souls starve, and are naked. Courage has gone out our race. Perhaps we never really had it. The terror of society, which is the basis of morals, the terror of God, which is the secret of religion - these are the two things that govern us.'
Was there anything so real as words?
'Always! That is a dreadful word. It makes me shudder when I hear it.'
'I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal. It was the most premature definition ever given. Man is many things, but he is not rational.'
'I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.'
'Nowadays, most people die of a creeping sense of commom sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.'
He was always late on principle, his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time.
'I never talk during music - atleast, during good music. If one hears bad music, it is ones' duty to drown it in conversation.'
'Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.'
'He says things that annoy me. He gives me good advice.'
Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.
'Besides, every experience is of value, and whatever one may say against marriage, it is certainly an experience.'
'I asked the question for the best reason possible, for the only reason, indeed, that excuses one for asking any questions - simple curiosity.'
'Being adored is a nuisance.'
'Nothing is ever quite true.'
'...mourning for a romance that would not die. Ultimately, however, it did die, I forget what killed it. I think it was her proposing to sacrifice the whole world for me. That is always a dreadful moment. It fills one with the terror of eternity.'
'The one charm of the past is that it is the past.'
'Religion consoles some. Its mysteries have all the charm of a flirtation...'
'...loving for their mere artificiality those renunciations that men have unwisely called virtue, as much as those natural rebellions that wise men still call sin.'
But he never fell into the error of arresting his intellectual development by any formal acceptance of creed or system.
His great wealth was a certain element of security. Society - civilized society, at least - is never very ready to believe anything to the detriment of those who are both rich and fascinating. It feels instinctively that manners are of more importance than morals, and, in its opinion, the highest responsibility is of much less value than the possession of a good chef. And, after all, it is a very poor consolation to be told that the man who has given one a bad dinner, or poor wine, is irreprochable in his private life.
'It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about saying things against one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.'
'Don't tell me that you have exhausted life. When a man says that one knows that life has exhausted him.'
Each man lived his own life and paid his own price for living it. The only pity is that one had to pay so often for a single fault. One had to pay over and over again, indeed. In her dealings with man, destiny never closed her accounts.
Actual life was chaos, but there was something terribly logical in the imagination. It was the imagination that set remorse to dog the feet of sin...In the common world of fact the wicked were not punished, nor the good rewarded. Success was given to the strong, failure thrust upon the weak.
'Anything becomes pleasure if one does it too often. That is one of the most important secrets of life. I should fancy, however, that murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.'
'Youth! There is nothing like it. It's absurd to talk of the ignorance of youth. The only people to whose opinions I listen now with any respect are people much younger than myself. They seem in front of me. Life has revealed to them her latest wonder. As for the aged, I always contradict the aged. I do it on principle. If you ask them their opinion on something that happened yesterday, they solemnly give you the opinions current in 1820, when people wore high stocks, believed in everything, and knew absolutely nothing.'
'You may fancy yourself safe and think yourselves strong. But a chance tone of colour in a room or a morning sky, a particular perfume that you had once loved and that brings subtle memories with it, a line from a forgotten poem that you had come across again, a cadence from a piece of music that you had ceased to play - I tell you, Dorian, that it is on things like these that our lives depend.'
'You will soon be going about like the converted, and the revivalist, warning people against all the sins of which you have grown tired.'
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I have also read
From Potter's Field by Patricia Cornwell,
Valhalla Rising by Clive Cussler,
Salt and Saffron by Kamila Shamsie and a few other novels in the past two weeks, and I'm on my way towards finishing
Sahara by Clive Cussler.
From Potter's Field is a murder mystery with a mildly entertaining and entirely forgettable storyline.
Sahara, as I realized within the first few pages of it, is the book the movie
Sahara is based on. No wonder I could give a fair background of the main character in the movie without remembering where my information was coming from.
Valhalla Rising is based on the same character, Dirk Pitt, and you'll never heard a word from me against the book. I'm afraid I have a weakness for adventurous characters carved in the style of Indiana Jones. The only difference is that Indiana Jones keeps his feet on the ground, whereas, Dirk Pitt is more of an underwater/open-skies kind of guy. The novels often cover impossible, saved-at-the-last-second scenarios that are reminiscent of Bond movies. I started off with Clive Cussler's
Raise The Titanic! a good many years ago (an excellent read, btw) and have continued with his later novels. Here are some links if you want to read more:
Dirk PittClive CusslerLastly, there is
Salt and Saffron. I wish I could say I loved it, but it's really not my style.